‘The Avengers’ (2012)

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD
it looks like the devil is trying to get out 0_o
IT’S BACK! :D
WHAT THE FUCK
MY SISTER AND I HAD THE SAME EXPRESSION WHICH WAS
PURE. HORROR.
YES
THIS IS GREAT

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
lolololol omg
LEGEND OF ZELDA TRIFORCE JEWELRY
Sprite Stitch member Fortesgospel made this set of Triforce Jewelry (necklace, braclet and earrings) out of solid brass. Detailed and incredibly awesome, she’s selling these although the necklace is already sold. Hopefully she’ll make more in the future because I want one of those necklaces.
(Source: Sprite Stitch via Technabob)
someone get me this meow.

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”